Gobble Wobble Hoedown

Card Verse

OK, all you turkeys, time to listen up Find yourself a partner and don't mess this up Because Thanksgiving's here, time to cut a rug This dance could be your last, so give your friend a hug Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble ga...

OK, all you turkeys, time to listen up Find yourself a partner and don't mess this up Because Thanksgiving's here, time to cut a rug This dance could be your last, so give your friend a hug Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere Well now lift those feathers and shake your drumstick Swing those feet far and wide, but don't get too slick Grab hold of your partner and now do-si-do Who said turkeys can't dance? Just look at 'em go! Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere Now the hours are short and this dance ain't long Farmer Tom's standing by, 'n' wants to end this song. Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere. Oh, where'd those turkeys go, think they flew the coup? No, now they're all back 'n' gonna make farmer soup! Gobble wobble here, gobble wobble there Gibble gabble, gobble wobble everywhere. Gobble Wobble! (That's turkey talk for Happy Thanksgiving.)