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Stuck with wearing big dumb hats/Taking baths in filthy vats/Chopping wood and pulling plows/Milking mean and smelly cows/Fighting off an angry bear/Mending your own underwear/Hunting turkeys to be plucked/To be a pilgrim must have SUCKED. Happy T...

Stuck with wearing big dumb hats/Taking baths in filthy vats/Chopping wood and pulling plows/Milking mean and smelly cows/Fighting off an angry bear/Mending your own underwear/Hunting turkeys to be plucked/To be a pilgrim must have SUCKED. Happy Thanksgiving!